You know Jordan's bored when...
He fertilizes the yard... even though we PAY a yard crew to come out weekly to do lawn maintenance (which includes fertilization)
He draws very strange pictures ALL day and emails or mails them to various friends with no return address or explanation. (look closely or you will miss the humor)
Yes. There is a person inside the sandwhich "Hammer Toe"...this one needs no explanation if you've seen Jordan's feet
Quick story about the toy chest...so in the process of making this chest Jordan has used numerous power tools along with all kinds of woods and stains to make it the masterpiece that it is. One day after working hours out in the garage he came in the bedroom and said... "Ash...'hypothetically speaking' would it be bad if I accidently shot a nail (with my nail gun) through the bone of my finger?" I said "hypothetically??" and he said "well...sort of" and he proceeded to show me his finger where he had "hypothetically" shot a nail THROUGH his finger!! I couldn't help but notice how proud he seemed that he had shot himself with a nail gun THROUGH is finger. I asked him if he was ok and he said "yeah, I feel like a MAN now, I just pulled a nail out of my bone". For the rest of the day he walked with his head a little higher and I kept "catching" him eyeing his prized finger.
Later that night, as he began drawing more pictures, I looked over to see that this was his latest drawing...a re-enactment of the day's earlier events, now recorded for all time.Even on bedrest...there's never a dull moment I tell you!